A group of scientists got together and decided that mankind no longer needed God, so they picked one scientist to go tell him. "God" the appointee said " we've decided we no longer need you, we can clone people, cure disease and create life, so we don't need you anymore, please leave us alone."
God listened to the scientist and then said "Very well, but first lets have a man making contest, doing it as I did back when I created Adam."
"Sure no problem," said the scientist, bending down to scoop up at handful of dirt.
"No, No, No" God admonished, "Get your own dirt!”
- Unknown
